we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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