I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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