The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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