so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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