Do vagina's smell?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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