Define "chronic" masturbator.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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