Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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