I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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