Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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