Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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