how can u be prego again
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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