no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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