I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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