shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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