i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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