Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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