absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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