my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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