I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I want her autograph on my taint
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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