I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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