batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.