The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I'm passing your future prison.
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.