I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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