she was so not down for the gang bang
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.