maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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