It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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