So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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