that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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