is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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