Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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