Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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