He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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