I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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