he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
you never un-have a 4some
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
