i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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