Non-Jews are for practice
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
We were destined to go to rehab together
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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