And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i love accidental penises.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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