marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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