Apparently you make a good broom.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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