The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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