id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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