My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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