I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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