I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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