please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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