Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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