So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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