i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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