she was so not down for the gang bang
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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