If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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