THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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