cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes