Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum