youre lurking in front of me
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?