There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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