I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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