No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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