its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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