that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ugly people sure do ruin things
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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